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I liked him before, but this is just.. awesome xD

And WTF is with the new "Warning you are about to leave Deviantart" what are we, 4?

Dear Micky,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but The mafia wants you. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you pull the toupee off Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That your Honda sucks. I'm returning The pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget the Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Kickyy.

(How dare you pull the toupee off Edwin van der Sar and not give it to me as a souviner D:< )



RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.



-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Augh, I'm sick. I bet my immune system is worse than a 2 year-old. I'm all achy and can barely walk. And on top of it all, a sore throat that barely goes away. I've been drinking water and hot chocolate all day. D: I haven't coughed or sneezed, but I still feel crappy. It kinda reminds me of the cold I got in Berlin, but I'm not snuffly now.

BLAH. I don't want to go to school tommorow, since I doubt my mom wants to let me off ANOTHER day.

UGH, I have a stupid mentor thing today, but atleast I can get out of 7th period..


You opened this, so you have to do it, or you will have bad luck for two weeks !
What age will you have sex?

Put an x in Every box that applies to you then add them up, and thats your age!

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card (never use it though o3o)
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[x] You think politics are exciting

TOTAL: 4

[x] You show up for school late a lot for classes
[x] You always carry a pen in your bag/ purse / pocket
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what "credibility" means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL: 10

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[x] You study/do important work when you have to
[x] You have hand washed a car before

TOTAL: 14

[x] You can spell "experience" without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[ ] You under stand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick

TOTAL: 17

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the Internet every day
[x] You have been outside of the United States 1 or more times
[x] You make your own bed

COMPLETE TOTAL: 22

-pats her innocent self-

I AM SERIOUSLY BORED

NO ONE IS ON ISCRIBBLE

So I'm doing the quiz again But with my Ipod

1. Put your MP3/iPod or other device that plays music on "Shuffle."
2. For each question, skip to the next song. Whichever song appears is your answer.
3. YOU SHOULD WRITE THE NAME OF THAT SONG WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!
4. Tag other people using a note (including the person that sent it to you) that you believe will have as much fun with this game as you did.


If everyone says, "Everything is well," what do you say?
Lobster Bucket - Aquabats
(This song makes me wicked happy)

what best describes your personality?
Ignorance is Bliss - Ramones
(xD)

What suits you today?
A New Reflection - Vic Ruggiero

What is your goal in life?
Out of Jail - Klasse Kriminale
(This is just.. wierd..)

What is your motto?
Life Won't Wait - Rancid
(WTF is with all the mottos popping up)

What do your friends think of you?
Green Corn - NoFX
(Uhm..)

What do you think about often?
Wunderbare Jahre - Emscherkurve 77
(Wunderbare Jahre = Marvelous Year)

How much is 2 + 2?
Better Days - Bouncing Souls

What do you think of your best friend?
Strength - The Slackers
(it's true, today my best friend rejoined DA and we've started getting back in touch, OH HAPPY DAY )


What do you think of the person you like?
Crown of Thorns - Social Distortion
(xD I don't like anyone right now)

What is the history of your life?
Bored Teenager - The Briggs
(Yup)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Fisherman - Pama International
( xD)

What will you do when you meet the person you like?
How do you feel? - 311

What do your parents think of you?
One big guessing game - 7 Seconds
(ROFL I THINK MY IPOD NOES ALL THESE QUESTIONS)

What will you dance to in your wedding?
Queen Anne's Revenge - Flogging Molly
(Yes, because after the wedding, I'll push him into the mouth of a giant squid..)

What music will play during your funeral?
Army of Zombies - Lars Fredrikson and the Bastards
(o_o)

What is your pastime?
Death at ten paces - Aggrolites


What is your biggest secret?
Don't have Love - Beat Union


What do you think of your friends?
Every Rose has it's Thorn - The Unseen
(...)


What is the worst thing that could happen?
A long December - Counting Crows
(I agree, Decemeber is very cold...)

How will you die?
Heart Attack - Beat Union
(Um... xD )

What is the only thing you regret?
Wore out the soles of my party boots - NoFX
(ROFL)

What makes you laugh?
The Seven Deadly Sins - Flogging Molly
(They are very entertaining..)

What makes you cry?
Massachusetts - Alton Ellis
(Ok.. um.. xD)


Who will you marry one day?
Al Capone - Laurel Aitken
(o_o)


What scares you the most?
Quick Death - Transplants


Does anyone like you?
Got to give it up - Marvin Gay


If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Tear the whole thing down - The Higsons

What hurts you now?
The Burden - Dropkick Murphys

What will you name this post?
A message to you Rudy - The Specials